Stuff I Do Now That Would Have BLOWN MY MIND as a Fourth Grader
When you're a kid, you don't have a lot of control over your life. You watch grown ups — your teachers, your parents, your senators — and think that they can do whatever they want all the time, and how...
View ArticleShark Girl Goes Swimming with GREAT WHITE SHARK?!
There is no creature more frightening than the great white shark. It has razor sharp teeth, beady, soulless eyes, and doesn't ever sleep because it's too busy killing. So why did conservationist Ocean...
View Article6 Coolest Made-Up Sports
Over the years movies, TV shows, books, and even comics strips have introduced completely made-up sports either for fun, to help better define a fictional universe, or because a lot of movie, TV, book,...
View ArticleArtist Creates Gory Zombie Teddy Bears! [Pics]
Since I'm so stunted emotionally, I own a lot of teddy bears. Some wore little bowties, some have hearts on their tummies, and some even say "I love you!" when they're squeezed.These bears are...
View Article6 Daily Rituals You Wish You'd Never Started Doing
People like to do the same stuff over and over. It’s comforting. But much like a comforter that you use over and over without thinking to examine if it needs to be washed, habits can be detrimental to...
View ArticleMom Gets Son Strippers For His 16th Birthday
Judy Viger is the type of Mom anyone would want to have. You want a Mom that knows how to throw you a great birthday party. One that will delight and surprise you. And Judy Viger, when it comes to...
View ArticleThe Emotions I Went Through as the PlayStation 4 was Announced
Yesterday, Sony revealed its next-generation console, the PlayStation 4, and I watched it in a goddamn fervor. Man, we were going to hear new things about video games! I don't know if you guys know...
View Article7 Mediocre Celebrity Poets!
Gawd, it must be SO cool to be a celebrity. To have people fawn over you all the time, offer you sexual favors in exchange for Instagram photos with “their girls”, and buy you top shelf cocktails has...
View Article8 Funniest Characters In Video Games
The only thing harder than making a really awesome game is making a really awesome game that is also hilarious. There have been plenty of attempts at humor that just completely fell flat. There are...
View Article5 Actors *Almost* Cast On Disney Channel Shows
Don't you just love finding out who was almost cast in roles made famous by another actor? First of all it's kind of fun to think of famous people being rejected. They're just like us, right? And then...
View ArticleTaturday! Unicorn Tattoos!
In the real world, unicorns are extremely rare. Tattoos of unicorns? Much less so. Could tattoos be the unicorn's last vestige into the world? Perhaps, dear reader....
View ArticleHilarious Amusement Park Ride Freak Outs
Oh man, a lot of these have swearing in them. What were they expecting? Let us know in the comments! Click here for 20 Ridiculous Roller Coaster Faces!
View Article'Friend Zone' Now A Word According To The Dictionary
Hey fellahs. Not all guys. Some guys know how to talk to women to get them to be cool with kissing them. But, other guys! The ones that are too afraid to assert their desires to their female friends....
View Article6 Romantic Lessons From Video Games
People are always saying how video games help foster eye-hand coordination—coordination that will come in handy should quick action be needed during a zombie apocalypse. But few realize that if you...
View Article7 Worst Types Of Posts People Are Still Making On Facebook
We’ve pretty much all had Facebook for a long time. Hell, the movie about the creation of Facebook is over two years old at this point. So doesn’t that mean we should all be better at posting things?...
View Article8 Least Scary Horror Villains
In the entire history of horror movie villains, there are bound to be some that just aren't scary. Maybe the script was good, but the movie just didn't come out like the writer wanted to. It happens to...
View ArticleHarlem Shake Video Gets Teens Suspended
Some surprisingly well built teenage boys at Milford High School are in hot water after filming their version of a Harlem Shake Video.Why was the school so upset? Because that duck... is the...
View Article6 Consequences if 'Star Wars' Gadgets Were Real
Almost anyone who’s ever watched a “Star Wars” movie has thought, “Gee, I wish I had a lightsaber.” “Gee, I wish I had a robot sidekick.” “Gee, I wish I could wield the Force and protect the galaxy...
View Article15 INSANE Russian Dashboard Camera Videos
Until I saw last week's Russian meteor, I thought that I had seen every genre of Youtube videos. The reason there was so much footage of the meteor is that a new fad in Russia is to have a dashboard...
View Article6 Ways To MAKE More Time In Your Life for Video Games
In between jobs, school, and — ugh — relationships, it's getting hard to find time to play video games. And this is a problem because video games are the best. Well, as they say, when the going gets...
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