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What Non-Christians Do On Christmas
Charley Feldman here. Charley FELDMAN. I was raised in a Jewish household devoid of this wonderful, glittering thing you call Christmas.Year after year me and mine are pressed nosed on the frosty glass...
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Twas The Night Before Christmas: Ke$ha Edition
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseThe party was still raging on to deadmau5(source)Ripped stockings were hung by the chimney with careAlongside the fishnets and lace...
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21 Awesome Christmas Video Game Decorations
As a member of the media, I am at war with Christmas. By that, I mean that I wish people "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas," because I am a godless heathen. But even a soul as dark as mine...
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World's Largest Pizza Baked in Rome!
Were you wandering around Rome, Italy last week — possibly studying abroad or pretending to enjoy a holiday vacation with your family — and suddenly smell pizza? Well, either you walked past a pizza...
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6 Ways Superhero's Job Has Changed Thanks to Smartphones
Smartphones have changed how we all conduct our personal and professional lives. But there is one career—superhero—that would be greatly altered by having every technology possible conveniently located...
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10 Most Badass Movies Of 2012
You think you're a badass? You're probably not a badass, but I'm sure you like to feel like a badass. This was probably a pretty good year for you because 2012 was a badass year for badass movies....
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6 People Not to Let Your Girlfriend Talk To
I just got back from spending the holidays with my girlfriend in my hometown and, let me tell you, it was a nightmare. Keeping her away from the family members, friends, and street hobos who could say...
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Gifts You Should Return
Now that you’ve received your presents (c’mon, even those of us who don’t celebrate Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa manage to finagle some gifts this time of year!), it’s time to take a good hard look at...
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HAMSTER Activists Mad At Justin Bieber?
At a recent Justin Bieber concert-stravaganza, Justin Bieber gave his hamster, PAC, away to a screaming fan. Reports are unclear as to why Bieber gave away his beloved pet, but the suspicion is that...
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How Stealth Video Game Characters Handle Being Discovered
The most common reason for video game characters to take to stealth games is a lack of self-confidence. They assume that once the guards see them, they'll judge them, just like they judge themselves....
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The 10 Most Influential Cats Of 2012
The internet rules our life. Cats rule the internet. Ipso facto, cats rule us all. Here are the 10 most influential cats of 2012, please give them your full attention and squees 10. Shishi...
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The Most Overrated Aspects Of College
Congratulations, you’ve graduated from high school! If you’re anything like me, it is the biggest relief of your entire life, and you will continue to have nightmares about being back at school well...
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Why Japan Is Hands Down The Coolest Country On The Planet
Dude, Japan’s so rad. Pretty much every damn thing they do rules. The CD? Yeah, it was invented in Japan. The pocket calculator? That’s Japanese, too. Sushi? Same deal – it’s from Japan. (I know, I...
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5 Year Old Finds P0rn On His Nintendo 3DS
A 5 year old boy was happily surprised to find a Nintendo 3DS under the tree on Christmas morn. Unfortunately for him Santa bought a refurbished 3DS and it was still filled with the previous owner's...
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8 Jokes You Won't Believe They Got Away With On Victorious
iCarly isn't the only Nickelodeon show bringing us naughty sexual innuendo. I have a feeling all this naughtiness is the reason all of these shows are so popular! Creator Dan Schneider sure has figured...
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10 Most Overplayed Songs of 2012
There were thousands and thousands of songs released this year, but for some reason radio seemed to play about 15 of them. Here now are the songs that just would not go away... the most overplayed...
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How Different Nintendo Characters Celebrate New Years
2012 is over and we're all haunted by another full year of regret, which can only mean one thing: New Year's! I plan to celebrate New Year's by burning down everything tying me to this sleepwalk of a...
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25 Monkeys Wearing Clothes!
The holidays are winding down so it makes perfect sense that you're a little bummed out. It's been fun, but it's time to get back to reality and the pressures of school and work. There's only one cure...
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The New Year’s Resolutions You Are Most Likely To Keep
The new year is almost upon us, unless your Chinese or Jewish, I think? I’m not sure, I try to expose myself to as few new cultures as possible. ANYWAY with New Years comes a long standing tradition;...
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Future Plots of the New Justin Bieber Sitcom
The braintrust over at ABC (home of Don’t Trust the B-- in Apartment 23 and Malibu Country) is currently developing a sitcom based on teen pop phenom Justin “the Biebs” Bieber’s early life. Wondering...
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