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Things You Probably Hate But Will Love As An Adult
As you all become older, you will have a harder and harder time rejecting the simple truth that everyone changes. Often it’s for the better, but even more often it’s for the worse (time is kind to none...
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6 Famous Things That Were Never Really Given a Name
So I was talking with some friends the other night about what we would rename ourselves if we had the option today. Because we were SO tired from talking so long about global economics and books and...
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10 Super Weird Tumblrs
There’s some crazy crap on the internet, that’s for damn sure. Stupid memes, stupid YouTube comments, stupid Twitter accounts...basically, you can’t click a mouse without finding something downright...
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Musical Artists I Most Want To See Make a Christmas Album
It's December again, which means every musician with zero integrity is cashing in on the spirit of the holiday and releasing a Christmas album. For example, here's the one your creepy uncle made:He...
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EAGLE Snatches Up a BABY?
It used to be that if there was one place where we could go and play safely with our children, it was an open-air park frequented by predatory birds. But ever since this video of a golden eagle...
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Apocalypses That I Hope Happen On 12/21/12
The whole Mayan apocalypse thing has been debunked over and over. It just isn't going to happen. I'm still holding out hope that we'll get to see a really cool apocalypse on December 21, 2012. I know a...
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How Video Game Characters are Spending Their Holidays!
You ever wonder why you don't see Christmas specials from video games the way you do with sitcoms? I mean, we never play through a Resident Evil level where Leon learns the true meaning of Christmas...
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10 Worst Pop Songs Of 2012
2012 has given us some amazing things. The Mars Curiosity Rover. A new Hobbit Movie. Grumpy Cat. But it’s also given us some pretty terrible pop songs. When I was making this list I tried to avoid...
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7 Issues We'd Have to Deal With If Pokemon Were Real
Good fictional entertainment manages to entertain us by keeping the logical questions we might normally have at bay. That’s why we always talk about the plot holes in bad movies: If the movie hadn’t...
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Okay, So The Eagle Snatching Baby Thing Was Fake
Yesterday, we told you about an eagle that swept in, grabbed a baby, and dropped it from ten feet in the air. We all flew into a panic, thinking that this was going to happen all the time now....
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Early 2012 Stuff I'm Already Nostalgic For!
It’s the end of the year, and bloggers around the world are compiling their Best of 2012 lists. That’s fine, but don’t you think everyone’s jumping the gun? What if something awesome happens on...
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The Ten Dumbest Things My Brain Thinks Of When I'm Trying to Go to Sleep
I'm writing this from my bed at 1:42 am central standard time, wishing so badly that I was asleep. But you see, while some people's brains are like the hard drives in a Macbook Air - lightning fast,...
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9 Doomsday Prophecies that Obviously Failed
The Mayans knew just as much about the end of days as I do about the sex of Kate Middleton’s fetus (I have my hunch but it could be a penis or it could be a gal with a tail, you don’t know what those...
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Study: Squeezing Breasts Could Prevent Cancer
Finally a study has come out that isn't telling us that what we like to do is bad for us! Laboratory experiments done at at UC Berkeley have shown that applying physical pressure to malignant breast...
View ArticleThe 10 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time!
Technically, if you’re in a mall long enough, even the best Christmas songs become the worst Christmas songs just by hellish repetition. But there are some horrible songs that are so bad to begin with...
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10 Most Viewed YouTube Videos Of 2012
There were so many excellent videos this year and most of those excellent videos got quite a few excellent parodies. Not to mention becoming the basis for some excellent memes. Ah...I love excellence....
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Fake Holidays That I Wish Were Real Holidays
Holidays are basically just an excuse to have a sweet party. A lot of real holidays are great, but the religious aspects of them make some people feel left out. There are tons of awesome fake holidays...
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6 Things We Didn't Have Last Year That We Can Do Without Next Year
The end of the year is the perfect time to look back at what we’ve accomplished, where we are going, and when can we finally say goodbye to all that annoyed us over the past 12 months… Riding an...
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7 People Who Really Hate The Holidays
Why do we even call December December anymore? Let’s just face facts. December =s Holidays (actually, December =’s Christmas but we don’t want to get sued). And you know what? Not everyone is going...
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6 Terrifying Holiday Traditions
Usually all of the scary holiday stuff is reserved for October around Halloween. The Winter holidays are usually about giving, parties, and new beginnings. Well, you know what? Some cultures are just...
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