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What That Old Man With the iPad Does On His iPad
He’s at the airport, waiting for his flight to Duluth. He’s at the mall, surrounded by someone else’s shopping bags. He’s at McDonald’s, creepin’ on their free wifi. He’s an old man. And he’s got an...
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10 MORE Pairs Of Celebrities That Are Surprisingly The Same Age
There are lots of ways celebrities can surprise us. Shockingly dumb tweets. Unexpected pregnancies and hook-ups. Doing something charitable even though they aren't promoting their latest project. But...
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What My Grandpa, Who Loved the Wii, Thinks of the Wii U
In 2006, those of us who bought the Nintendo Wii to play Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess were shocked to find the console was loved by EVERYONE in the family. Here's a picture of my grandparents,...
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Kid From Two And A Half Men Calls Two And A Half Men EVIL
I have been calling Two and a Half Men evil even before it was cool to call Two and a Half Men evil. So, Angus T. Jones, don't go getting a big head because you think you're the first one to do...
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The Most Unusual Things You Can Buy At A Rite Aid
Sometimes you wander into a pharmacy to buy a drink and then remember that there's something else you were planning to pick up but you have no idea what. You have entered the Rite Aid Zone and there is...
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9 Movie Franchises That Disney Should Buy
If there is one thing that Disney is good at, it's taking a pile of trash and turning it in to a pile of cash. Some of these franchises are still moving along ok, but most of them have gone way off the...
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10 Most Traumatizing Pet Deaths In Pop Culture
I’m sorry, were you farting sunshine and happiness blissfully unaware that by clicking onto this link your upside down frown is about to be turned right side up into a frown? Because these are the most...
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6 Least Successful Diagon Alley Shops
For every successful Ollivander's Wand Shop or Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes that reside behind the Leaky Cauldron on Diagon Alley, there are countless stores with remarkably bad business plans and owners...
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22 Kids With Booze
Kids should not drink, unless it's funny, in which case they should totally drink. Here are a bunch of kids destined for hilarious liver disease:...
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Parents Name Their Daughter 'Hashtag'?
My aunt and uncle recently had a baby and were having trouble naming her, so I thought I'd help out. My suggestion? Hermione Marie from Breaking Bad. I know, I know, it's kind of silly, but it sounds...
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The 12 Best ANTI Christmas Films
Scrooge? The Grinch? The Imaginary War On Christmas? Amateurs. If you want real Holiday Humbuggery (that didn’t sound right), then this is the list for you. Now, while some of the best Christmas films...
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10 Badass Nerdy Superheroes
A lot of superheroes have nerdy alter egos to throw people off from their secret identity. I'm looking at you, Clark Kent. It is completely disingenuous and frankly insulting to real nerds everywhere....
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The 8 Types Of Instagram Photos
Instagram originally rose to prominence as a digital meeting place for hipsters – an app where you could share pictures of yourself wearing your Urban Outfitters skinny jeans, sitting on your Urban...
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If 6 Dangerous Sea Creatures Lived in Bikini Bottom
The world of Bikini Bottom is a fun-filled, magical place that brings delight to viewers of all ages. And that’s because the creators of “Spongebob Squarepants” knew to populate it with the most...
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More Facebook Friends Lead to More Stress?
It's super exciting to check your Facebook and find a Friend Request. Who could it be? An old friend from high school? Your former mentor from college? That cute girl from the party last night? But...
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10 People You Should Unfriend On Facebook
Facebook really is a great way to connect with awesome people both from your current life and from the past. Some people just shouldn't be on it though. It's supposed to be fun to see what all of your...
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The All-Time Best Super Mario Levels!
Granted, almost every moment in the Mario games is great. But when I sat down to plot out my favorite moments, I came up with a list of the levels that first popped into my mind as I thought about the...
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Professional Snuggler Gets Paid to Take Naps with Strangers?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I spend most of my days trying to figure out how to make lots and lots of money while doing no work. Some of my get-rich-quick schemes have included making an...
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Woman Captures Thief With Wood Sword and Bear Spray - And Live-Tweets It
So a neighborhood in San Francisco has been plagued, PLAGUED I TELL YOU, by a thief who's been jacking packages off of people's doorsteps. I know this isn't the worst crime in the world but receiving...
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6 Things You Didn't Know About Santa Claus
So, you think you know Santa Claus? You’ve heard the tales, seen the movies, drank the liters of Coca-Cola product, scarred younger relatives with the truth, but you don’t know everything. Santa is...
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