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Woman Captures Thief With Wood Sword and Bear Spray - And Live-Tweets It

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So a neighborhood in San Francisco has been plagued, PLAGUED I TELL YOU, by a thief who's been jacking packages off of people's doorsteps. I know this isn't the worst crime in the world but receiving packages that I ordered from Amazon can be like the highlight of my week, so I feel these victims pain, yo!  One of the residents even snapped a photo of the alleged thief, who's all like 'HAY" on his bicycle. Jerk.

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But one resident had enough of this BULLSH*T. After having 1000 of dollars worth of stuff stolen from her, photographer Sonya Yu, made a plan to catch the thief. She laid out a bait package, and waited for the thief to strike. With a friggin' bokken and a can of bear spray! That is how you DO IT! Of course this being the world we live in, she tweeted the whole thing.

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And you know what? Her plan worked! The thief struck and Yu pounced. A foot chase ensued! But after being doused with bear spray, 51 year old Andy Anduha was finally unable to keep running and Sonya Yu FRIGGIN' PLACED HIM UNDER CITIZEN ARREST UNTIL THE POLICE ARRIVED! Because she is a total badass.

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Of course she is now the hero of her neighborhood and the internet. Well she kind of already was the hero of the internet because she is the owner of Trotter the French Bulldog! You may recognize Trotter from his Instagram photos. He wears all kind of adorable outfits, including this stormtrooper costume.

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Or my favorite, The Fancy Man outfit.

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Although most of us non-crazy people are thrilled with Yu's victory, there are some who think she went too far and accuse her of assaulting Anduha. Those people are so annoying, I can't even. Fine don't fight back annoying people, Bad Luck Brian can tell you what happens when you just take it lying down.

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What do you think of what Sonya did? Do you think she went too far?? Let me know what you think @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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