The Top Absolute Worst One Direction Lyrics
One Direction is a popular boy band now, I guess. I don't know what you kids are listening to. For British robots whose style and music is constructed and paid for by massive corporations who strive to...
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Every town has its pluses and minuses. But while the following cartoon cities may look like nice places to live, it would only be a matter of time before you were dying to get the hell out....
View ArticleTom Hanks Was Going To Star In A Super Mario Bros. Movie?
In an incredibly interesting piece on the backstory of 1993's Super Mario Brothers movie, Game Informer reveals that Tom Hanks was originally signed to play Mario in the film. And this is one of the...
View Article6 Little-Known Background Characters in Famous Video Games
How many times have you played a video game only to pass by, shoot, or repeatedly run over some unnamed extra without thinking twice about who they are or what they think about their job? Well, today...
View ArticleHow To Use Halloween To Get Girls
Halloween is scary. Hitting on girls is scary. Therefore, there’s gotta be a way to combine the two so that the “scary” cancels out. Here are some ways to stimulate her nervous system, if you know what...
View Article10 Badass Fictional Gingers
Full disclosure...I'm a ginger. Yes, I have no soul but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with my hair color. So I have personal reasons for seeking out the most badass fictional gingers out there....
View Article7 Most Annoying Common Sit-Com Tropes On TV
People are lazy, it’s a fact. Hey, I’m lazy, I can admit it. That’s why I’m handing in this article really late (sorry, editors!) And that’s not the only kind of writing job where laziness rears its...
View ArticleKids With TECHNOLOGY in the Bedroom More Likely To Be Obese?!
Even scientific study published ultimately falls somewhere on the spectrum between "holy sh*t that's awesome" and "duh". Discovering Earth-like planets beyond our solar system? Holy sh*t that's...
View ArticleNew iPhone Features That We Should All Be Concerned About
If you know anything about Apple's fancy new iPhone 5, you probably know 1. it's an inch longer, and 2. if you follow its Maps app's directions to the store you will end up suffocating in the inky cold...
View Article7 Totally Useless College Degrees
Seeing as a butt-ton of perfectly competent college graduates are unemployed these days, the argument could be made that all college degrees are useless. Some degrees, however, are more superfluous...
View ArticleDid This Man Rise From The Grave As A 'Zombie?'
Angelina Narcisse was walking through her local market in Haiti when all of a sudden, she runs into this brother who she hasn't seen for 18 years, Clairvius Narcisse. Oh, also? Angelina hadn't seen...
View ArticleAnimals In Costume Plotting Your Death
I know what you’re thinking, “what’s the harm in putting Catniss Everpreen in a Mockingjay outfit for Halloween?” You ever heard of a thing called, “death by cuteness?” It’s real and it’s lethal. You...
View ArticleParents Punish Daughter By Embarrassing Her On Facebook
Some Wisconsin parents have taken punishment to a very modern level. After their daughter misbehaved recently, they not only confiscated her beloved cell phone, they used that cellphone to then upload...
View Article7 Most Annoying Brothers In Movie History
Listen, we all love our brothers, but sometimes they can just be so damn annoying. And by sometimes, I mean constantly and forever annoying. In the new movie Fun Size (coming out today), Victoria...
View Article8 Secretly Dirty Songs
There are lots of songs that are obviously filthy, like say Akon's 'I Wanna F*ck you'. No question there. And there are songs that fail at attempts to be secretly dirty, pretty much anything by Katy...
View Article10 Costumes That You Should Avoid On Halloween
Halloween is a time to be whatever you want to be. However there are a few costumes that you probably shouldn't wear if you plan on ever being cool again. Here are Halloween costumes that you should...
View ArticleCaption The Bear, WIN A SHIRT!
This has got to be the cutest WTF I've ever seen! But what exactly is the meaning behind this WTF? Give us a funny caption for this funny picture and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best, you...
View ArticleTop Five Biggest Murderers in the Nintendo Universe!
We all know more killing goes on in the video world than the real world. The former Premier of Russia Joseph Stalin, probably history's most prolific murderer, put between 15 and 20 million people in...
View ArticlePunday: Founding Fathers
We declare all puns are created equally bad. Check Out Last Week's Punday!
View ArticleDemi Lovato Spoils National Anthem At The World Series?
Demi Lovato sang like she had at least four extra throats waiting at home at Game 4 of the World Series this weekend. Here, Final Fantasy characters pay tribute to Demi Lovato by using the "Demi"...
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