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How To Use Halloween To Get Girls

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Halloween is scary. Hitting on girls is scary. Therefore, there’s gotta be a way to combine the two so that the “scary” cancels out. Here are some ways to stimulate her nervous system, if you know what I mean…

 

Trick-Or-Treat At Her House

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Okay, so you’re probably too old to trick-or-treat by yourself. But maaaaybe you know a young kid to use as a prop. You’ll get the intro and look like a caring cousin(?) in the process. Or if nothing else, you will get candy.

 

Hang Out In The Scariest Area Of A Haunted House, Comfort Passersby

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Make friends with that zombie at the tail end (the one who jumps out just after the one that was clearly lurking in the open coffin), and ask if he wouldn’t mind you sticking around in that one room. Then wait for the girls to pass through and be all like, “Oh, my God, I was scared, too!” They’ll be so relieved you’re not a zombie, they’ll have no choice but to fall in love.

 

Dress As Her Favorite Esoteric TV Show Character

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If you dress as Matthew Crawley from “Downton Abbey,” you will get play on Halloween night. But if there’s a specific lady-friend you’d like to impress, do your research. Check her social media feeds for which shows she’s watching, and pick a standout male character as your costume. She’ll be like, whaaa? No way! Soulmate-sies!

 

Be A Pun

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There’s nothing sexier than a man who’s good with his words. Read the news; see which current events might translate into a walking joke. It’s the easiest way to snag a boo out of a “boo” (translation: girlfriend out of something loosely Halloween-related).

 

Go As Ryan Lochte

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NOTE: Only works if you are Ryan Lochte.

 

Pretend To See The Ghost Of A Dead Relative That Wants You Two To Be Together

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It’s a stretch, but maybe you go for those superstitious types? Watch an episode of “Ghost Hunters” with her, then have your vision. The result? “Paranormal Activity: First Base Edition.”

 

What are some other ways you can use Halloween to get girls? Let us know in the comments!

 

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