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Why You Shouldn't Touch My Stuff
Listen – I’ve had it up to here with you always trying to touch my stuff. What am I gonna have to do to get you to stop putting your grubby mitts all over my stuff? Write a damn essay? Is that what I’m...
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20 Video Game Character Autobiographies
After all the running, the shooting, the crashing, and the dying, what is really on your favorite video game characters’ minds? Let them tell you in the following books never to be seen on Amazon.com…....
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5 Cute Animals That Have Killed People In Real-Life
Our natural human instincts tell us to avoid insects and lizards. I mean, come on. They're UGLY. But our defenses are easily penetrated by adorable little animals, and that makes adorable little...
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The 8 Most Irritating Novelty Songs
Novelty songs are the bane of my existence. They are always annoying, always catchy in the same way a horrible, deadly flu is catchy, and every terrible chain business will start playing them non-stop...
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Student Exposes His Balls In Yearbook Photo
There's yearbook fails and then there's this prank, which is kind of a win? Maybe? A student at Mother Theresa High School in Canada has created an uproar after it was discovered that he had pulled out...
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8 Holiday Specials I Want To See
Holiday Specials are a staple of television. They've been around pretty much forever. A lot of shows are a little too uppity and think that they're too good for a Holiday Special. They need to get off...
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8 Jokes You Won't Believe They Got Away With On iCarly
So is everyone still going through iCarly withdrawal?? I'm gonna miss the iCarly gang! And my dirty mind is gonna miss all the naughty and inappropriate innuendo this show constantly got away with....
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The Most Useless Multiplayer Modes in Video Game History
Sure, America's free market-based Capitalism has caused tons of asian children to work themselves to death, but the TRUE evil it's wrought is the fact that Capitalism forces video game companies to...
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20 Celebrity Images That Prove Time Travel Is Possible
There’s a lot you could do if you were immortal and/or could time travel, just ask the Doctor. You could use your cumulative knowledge to cure cancer, to create utopias, to craft the perfect burrito,...
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Caption The Photo, WIN A SHIRT!
Ummm...okay nerds, you're kind of creeping me out. WTF is going on here?? Give us a funny caption that helps explain this funny picture and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best, you could win...
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16 Memes That Literally Make No Sense
Most memes are dumb as hell. Some, however, are worse than dumb – they’re wholly illogical. Sure, perhaps I’m not “hip” and “with it” enough to “get” ‘em, but I’m pretty sure these memes literally make...
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Apple Maps Stranding Drivers In The Australian Wilderness!
We've known there's been some problems with the data-side of Apple Maps for a while, but it's nothing to get riled up about, is it? I mean, Apple Maps occasionally guesses your initial location wrong....
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7 Pokemon That Would Make Great Reindeer
Really Santa? Reindeer again? You can sprinkle your magic flying dust on anything to make it fly. Why do you pick reindeer every year? I think you should mix it up. There are these creatures you may...
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10 Celebrity Scandals From 2012 That No One Will Remember Next Year
There are many celebrity scandals that will live on in our hearts forever. The TomKat divorce, Prince Harry's Junkgate, and my personal favorite, Kristen Stewart cheating on RPatt. It's actually the...
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6 Behind-the-Scenes Facts About Santa Claus
You may think you know all about Santa from the TV specials, movies, songs, books, and his self-published autobiography “I’m Cold, I’m Old, and All These Midgets Keep Asking for Health Benefits.” But...
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Snoop Dogg Or Lion, Or Whatever, Does an Epic Rap Battle of History!
Guys, sometimes a very popular webseries steps up its game by going outside its internet boundaries and roping in one of the biggest stars ever. Epic rap battles did that this week, by getting Snoop...
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Presents Rich People Buy Their Kids For Christmas
There is almost nothing as powerful as the love of a parent for a child, except for my father's love of nothing. When those parents have a lot of money, they tend to let their feelings get out of hand....
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BOXMAN Sneaks Into New Maroon 5 Video
You guys know about Maroon 5? They’re a pop band famous for songs like Moves Like Jagger (featuring Christina Aguilera), and Payphone (featuring Wiz Khalifa rapping about how his cars start with a push...
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My Favorite Things I’ve Ever Heard Players Shout At Me On Xbox Live
Anyone who has spent more than five seconds on online gaming is well aware that it's a cesspool of racism and terror. But stick around a little while longer and you'll find there's plenty of non-game...
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6 Ways to Use the End of the World to Your Advantage
December 212, 2012. According to the Mayan Calendar and anyone who also describes fortune cookies as “eerily accurate,” that’s the day the world will be destroyed by…well, no one knows that part yet....
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