There are many celebrity scandals that will live on in our hearts forever. The TomKat divorce, Prince Harry's Junkgate, and my personal favorite, Kristen Stewart cheating on RPatt. It's actually the first time I've ever been interested in anything she's done. But other celebs need to try harder if they want to live on in infamy. Here's a look at 2012's most forgettable scandals.
Drake and Chris Brown Club Fight
When you're constantly beating up on women, literally and figuratively like Chris Brown is, it's hard to make an impression with some regular old same sex violence. This would be more memorable if Drake beat the living crap out of Brown and I had the pictures to prove it. Why he didn't go for it, I'll never know, YOLO and all that.
Whitney Houston's daughter gets it on with her adoptive brother
This is 2012! If you want to stand out for having an incestuous relationship we need some blood relative action! If there's no genetic risk to your offspring, then your relationship is as hohum as it gets.
Paparrazo Claims That Justin Bieber Hit Him
No one believed this guys claim for one millisecond. And if it is true, he should be too ashamed to admit it. Seriously dude, get some dignity.
It's hard to believe this was ever a huge deal. Aren't we used to Miley doing things for shock value at this point? It says a lot about a girl when her haircut is bigger news than her staged sexy pic leak.
Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
We've all been in collective denial about this tape's existence since the news broke. Let's keep it that way.
Angus T. Jones Meltdown
Nice try half man. Charlie Sheen's all like 'Been there. Done that.' I've never seen this show, but I'm pretty sure it should just go away. Jon Cryer can stay.
Lindsay Lohan Tax Trouble
Remember when Lohan punched the psychic? Yes! Remember her embarrassing turn as Elizabeth Taylor in that Lifetime movie? Uh huh, I made 15 animated GIFs from one scene alone. Remember when her assets were seized by the IRS? She has assets? Exactly.
Hilton's Homophobic Rant
I already forgot about this. I'm glad to see Hilton ahgvdbsjsnore snore. HUH? Where was I?
Charlie Sheen Threatens To Sue Strip Club
Sorry, Charlie! But after the Tiger's Blood incident of 2011, this is just a big meh. Although I gotta admit you have chutzpah for threatening to sue a strip club for character defamation. You should sue yourself! SNAP!
Wiz Khalifa Arrested For Marijuana
THIS WAS NEWS?!?!
Which Scandal do you find the most forgettable? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!