8 MORE of the Worst Words in the English Language
The English language is filled with infuriatingly stupid words – with each day that passes, more are added. A few weeks ago, I documented eight of the worst offenders on this here website; in response,...
View ArticleReal-Life Nyan Cat Dies
This is just the saddest news. Ugh. Marty, the real life inspiration for internet meme superstar Nyan cat, has died. His owner, Nyan Cat creator Christopher Torres, tweeted that Marty died yesterday at...
View ArticleVideo Game Characters We Want to See in Wreck-It Ralph!
It really is amazing how Disney was able to get so many beloved licensed video game characters in their new movie Wreck-It Ralph. We've gotten a sneak peak at some of them from the trailer. They...
View ArticleTaturday! Reality Stars!
If there's one thing I know about reality stars, it's that their celebrity NEVER fades. They remain relevant FOREVER. So good job, reality star tattoo-getters. You're DEFINITELY doing something...
View Article6 Mistakes Made in Every First-Time Relationship
There’s nothing as exciting, as amazing, as your first relationship. Except maybe your second relationship. Or your third relationship. In other words, you’re going to do this a few times until you...
View ArticleCaption The Photo, WIN A SHIRT!
Seriously? This has to be the freakiest photobomb ever! What the hell is going on here? Give us a funny caption for this incredibly weird picture and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best,...
View ArticleVery Famous Normally Serious People Being Silly
It’s hard to believe that the legendary figures we read about in textbooks or know from films of yesteryear (the best year according to my Mom) are actually people just like you and me. Only, I’m...
View ArticleTaylor Lautner Hates Taking His Shirt Off?!?
Shocking. Stunning. This is probably the biggest news since Global Warming. It's certainly the most surprising thing to happen in the world of celebrity since Robert Pattinson came out last year and...
View Article5 Ways To Use Your Leftover Candy
Halloween’s over and chances are you or a cherubic loved one have a grip of a candy stash worthy of Costco. There comes a point in time where you look at your pile and must admit defeat. When that...
View Article8 Movie Quotes That Became Memes
Movie quote memes are some of the best memes ever! It's nice to see those memorable quotes from our favorite movies get a second life on the internet. Way better than your nerd cousin, who still wears...
View Article7 Directors That Should Helm The Next Star Wars Movie
I get it. A lot of you people are upset about the very existence of another Star Wars movie. It's going to happen and there is nothing you or I can do about. We don't know anything about this movie...
View ArticleHarrison Ford May Return As Han Solo In New Star Wars Film
Han Solo changed many a life in the 1970's. He convinced many young men that wearing a very small vest is a good idea. He made many young women decide for years that they could only be attracted to...
View Article8 Great Places To Nap
I love to nap. Hell – if I had my druthers, I’d be napping right now. As a matter of fact, I’m going to nap right after I finish writing this article. Yes, sir. I’m going to nap. Mmm. Yawn. Nap. Come...
View ArticleHere's What Happened When I Heard About The Sitcom 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
When I first heard that CBS greenlit a sitcom called, “Smells Like Teen Spirit” I was all:(source) (source) (source) At first I thought this sitcom would be about the wacky adventures of Nirvana in the...
View ArticleOther Franchises For Disney To Buy And Continue
The big news coming out of “Tinseltown” (Hollywood, not the place they manufacture all the Christmas decorations) is, of course, their purchase of Lucasfilms and plans to release Star Wars Episode VII....
View ArticleWhy Werewolves Would Not Make Good Waiters
I sure am steamed, loyal readers. Yesterday, after drinking about a dozen of daddy's grown up sodas, I wandered down to my local fine dining restaurant. I had planned on a relaxing evening of eating...
View Article21 Nerdy Coffee Tables
We all own at least a few really nerdy coffee mugs. I feel that it is your duty as a nerd to make everything in your house match. How am I supposed to enjoy coffee out of my Pikachu shaped mug while...
View ArticleObama Reelected As President
After a long, grueling, ugly campaign, last night Barack Obama defeated Mitt Romney to win another four years as president of the United States. And since any president's first term is all about...
View ArticleTiny Little Places To Put Your iPad Mini!
The iPad is such has so many uses that you never know when you're going to need one. Because of that, if you're anything like me, you have six or seven iPads hidden all around your hosue so ou can grab...
View ArticleKids Show Characters That Desperately Need Your Help
These kids show characters really need your help and all you do is laugh at them. Shame on you. How would you feel if someone just laughed at you every time you needed some help. I hope you feel as...
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