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Bieber's Laptop Stolen, Possible Nude Pic Released?

During a performance in Tacoma, Washington, Justin Bieber's most prized possession was stolen. No, not his hair gel. No, not his collection of Jesus necklaces. No, not the Real Doll he passes off as...

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Vietnamese Man Hasn't Slept In Over 30 Years!

Wouldn't it be awesome to never have to sleep? Think of all you could get done if you didn't have to throw away eight hours every single day. You could play more video games, learn a new language, or...

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Very Best Of FML: Roommate Edition!

I hope my roommates know they're nothing more than half a rent check to me.   Economists see the world through the eyes of an economist Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how...

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Young People Like Facebook More Than Sex???

So another disturbing social networking study has been released and it not only makes me not wanna live on this planet anymore, but it makes me wonder if this planet will even continue existing at this...

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Bieber Trolls Internet, NO Secret Nude Video Released

So I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who's been living in fear of seeing Justin Bieber nude photos/videos/anything that features Bieber and nude in the same sentence, since the news broke that his...

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MORE Of The Real People Behind Your Favorite Internet Memes

We know them, we love them...actually we don't know them. We just think we know them. But do we ever really know anyone? I mean how do we know if we're ever really seeing the genuine person? Are we...

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Top 5 Raddest Cartoon Roommates!

Listen, I don't ask a lot from life—I just want to live with someone cool. Someone, you know, like a cartoon...   Brock Sampson, Venture Bros. (source) As Dr. Venture discovered, the best part about...

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The Dumbest Video Game Accessories of All Time!

It's a good thing for companies to experiment. Some times these experiments pay off and we get to play with awesome new things. Most of the time, they just wind up in a box in a closet somewhere to be...

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Caption The Dude, Win A Shirt!

Dude...it's like the chicken whisperer or something.  What is up with this guy and chickens? It's like freaking me out!  Give us a funny caption that explains this funny picture and if we...

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15 Seriously Bad Ass Lincolns

You cannot escape Abraham Lincoln, which is ironic, because he freed so many people. The guy totally earned the right to two movies being made about him this year, because he somehow found the time to...

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Felix Baumgartner Jumps From Space, Breaks YouTube Record

I almost never jump from outer space, reaching speeds of up to and beyond 700 miles per hour on my descent to Earth. I try to avoid it if I can. Sometimes it's unavoidable, like if I'm late for a...

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If Fall TV Heroines Were Disney Princesses!

It’s been said that there are only a finite number of stories in the world. It’s also been said that I watch too much TV. And while the past few years have seen a Strong Female Heroine boom, we’re...

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11 Strangest Pieces Of One Direction Merchandise

This merchandise is so bizarre that it proves one thing. Directioners will buy any and all kinds of crap that helps them express their love for One Direction. Including One Direction music! I kid, I...

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8 Types Of Monsters Who Love Little Children

Little children have been a nutritional staple/pastime of monsters and boogeymen before there were closets or beds to lurk under. Parents have cleverly used this fact to their advantage, often...

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Adam Lambert Pays $48 Million To Insure His 'Great' Voice

Wev've all had our voices insured for millions of dollars at one point or another. Some of us have gone the extra mile. I've had most of individual fingers insured on the off chance that I accidentally...

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Pokemon Who Think They're Better Than You

Oh man, Pokemon really chap my hide. Look at them, with their big grins, and their sense of superiority. BE YOU MONSTERS, OR BE YOU WHATEVER “POKE” MEANS?! But not all Pokemon are created equal. Some...

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Why The Careers You Wanted As A Child Are Stupid

In Kindergarden, we're all told the biggest lie we'll ever hear: "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up." That's incorrect on a number of levels. First, if I don't have awesome genetics I...

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The Most Satisfying Senseless Acts Of Destruction

Chaos. War. Destruction. These are heavy subjects, and also all grouped together in the Thesaurus I just used for reference. But not all destruction is chaotic. Or war… ish. Some of it comes, not from...

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Science Has Discovered Why Teenagers Are Sleep-Deprived Zombies?

Tenagers are always cranky and sullen. We know this about them. But why might that be? Well, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says only 7.6 percent of teens are getting the recomended...

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Most Annoying Phone Conversations To Have

As much as you’d like to think we’ve weaned ourselves off processing information aurally, there are still times when you can’t accomplish your mission without resorting to improvised dialogue. Breathe,...

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