What Kratos Will Be Like After He Takes Some Anger Management Classes
Ever since I started taking anger management classes, I pass out due to lack of oxygen from screaming in disappointed horror over humanity's unwillingness to save itself WAY less often. Thanks to anger...
View Article6 Disney Animated Movies That Were Never Released
You would think that after actually okaying “The Hunchback of Notre Dame II” that there wasn’t a single animated movie idea Disney wasn’t willing to foist on a public already wondering how the hell it...
View Article6 Signs That Tell Celebrities Their Fans Are Leaving Them
They’re on top of the world for weeks, months, even years. Then suddenly things start to change and celebrities realize they are on the downward spiral to a shortened IMDB credit list once they see the...
View ArticleDid Notre Dame Linebacker Manti Te'o Make Up a Girlfriend and Then Tell...
Manti Te'o, star linebacker at Notre Dame and one of the most decorated college football players in history, played the game of his life against Michigan State this past September, making 12 tackles...
View Article9 Stars Overdue For A Comeback
You'll notice straight away that most on this list are still working in their respective fields in one way or another. But every single one is a shadow of their former star power and it's my hope that...
View Article6 Movies To Stay Away From If You Don't Want To Cry
Failed exams. Sick pets. Neighborhood murders. We have enough hardship in our lives; why seek it out in the form of entertainment? When I watch a movie, I just want to eat my popcorn, laugh at silly...
View Article5 Ways Nerd Fake Girlfriends Are Better Than Jock Fake Girlfriends
There's a lot jocks can learn from us nerds, including algebra, chemistry, and even the basics of putting together a sentance in English. But with the news breaking yesterday that Notre Dame linebacker...
View Article10 Things I Can't Wait To See On TV This Year
It's too early in the year (and pilot season) to know exactly what TV in 2013 will bring us. But, with some of the best shows coming back to complete our lives and make us whole again, there are plenty...
View ArticleSkrillex Sets His Hair On Fire
Oh NOOOOOs! Everyone's favorite musical punching bag, Skrillex, was almost taken out by a turntable shaped birthday cake! Looks like a turntable finally turned the tables on him for using it as an...
View Article11 Worst Live-Action Movies Based on Cartoons
For years Hollywood has proven almost incapable of making a good live-action version of a cartoon, to the point that this article was originally called “6 Worst Live-Action Movies Based on Cartoons”...
View Article10 Pairs Of Celebrity Girls That Look Creepily Similar
Celebs they're just like us! They have Doppelgangers! If these ladies are on the red carpet at the same time it's a more embarrassing faux pas than having the same dress on. Here's a look at 10 pairs...
View ArticleThe Undiagnosed Mental Diseases of Video Game Characters
We all have our heroes from popular culture. Kids in every generation have grown up loving first cowboys, then superheroes, then action movie stars, and now, video game characters. In much the same way...
View ArticleGlee Rips Off This Guy’s Cover of ‘Baby Got Back’???
In 2005 Johnathan Coulton covered the timeless classic "Baby Got Back," by Sir-Mix-Alot, which is itself a cover of Pachelbel's Canon In D-Major, and put it on Youtube. A painting of Sir-Mixa-Lot,...
View Article6 Reasons It's Your Fault You're In The Friendzone
I know it's fun to laugh at guys who are stuck in the friend zone, but I'm getting a little tired of them blaming the girls for their position in life. No one forced you to wear Hello Kitty PJs and...
View Article6 New Monopoly Tokens We Really Need
Recently the makers of Monopoly launched a campaign to let players not only vote on which game tokens to keep but also which new one to add from such choices as a cat, a helicopter, and a guitar. But...
View Article10 Best Movie Bullies Of All Time
I don’t need to remind you, but bullying is a big deal right now you guys. For the TV tells me so! If only real life bullies were more like movie bullies. Sure they both have deep unquenchable sadness...
View Article7 Ways For Nerds To Lose Weight
It's only a month in to 2013 and you've already broken your resolution to lose weight. Don't get discouraged. Just because you have had a small set back, that doesn't mean you should give up for the...
View ArticleWorst Places to Hide from Zombies
Should the zombie apocalypse actually happen—either because of a meteor or the flu shot—here are a few places that despite all their amenities and/or advantages will only prove to be the perfect place...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Officially Tops Lady Gaga as the Most-Followed Person on Twitter!
Having achieved pop super stardom at such a young age, THE dream of nearly all aspiring musicians, I don't know what Justin Bieber has left to work towards. What does he have left to reach for? Does he...
View Article9 Laughably Bizarre Real Megan Fox Quotes
Über babe Megan Fox copped some major media flak recently because of an Esquire Magazine interview in which, amongst other bizarre statements, she proclaimed to be an End-Times believing Christian who...
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