I know what you're thinking...aren't all Taylor Swift lyrics annoying? Yes, yes, they are. And the older she gets the more annoying they become. I could forgive her more when she was a teen writing this tripe...but get your act together girl! You can legally use alcohol now to numb the pain! We don't wanna hear your journal poetry anymore! Here's a look at the 8 most annoying Taylor Swift lyrics. IMHO, it's like reading the diary of someone who was dropped on her head as an infant.
Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday
Seriously...WHO GIVES A F*#K!?! I don't know why the addition of the 'I believe it was a Tuesday' bugs me so much. Oh yeah maybe it's because it's so goddamned deliberately precious? Check your friggin' Google calendar! You know you track every miniscule thing that happens in your love life for future song lyrics.
It’s OK, life is a tough crowd. 32 and still growing up now.
This is the best you can throw Kanye's way? If you can't take down a man who wrote the lyric 'Are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm trying to make it to Uranus." then you have no business writing takedown tunes.
Cause it rains in your bedroom everything is wrong / It rains when you're here and it's rains when you're gone
This is from Forever and Always, the song Swift wrote about ex Joe Jonas after he dumped her during a 27 second phone call. If you need further proof that Taylor is the original Overly Attached Girlfriend I submit the fact that she recorded the time of this break up call as evidence. This break up made Taylor sad. She cried tears. Hey, wait a minute...tears are like rain from cloud. Rain equals sadface times. This was the beginning of Taylor's love of rain metaphors. Since this song Taylor Swift has recorded over 8 kabillion songs that reference rain. Because the best thing to do with a cliche apparently is to beat it into a dead horse. Second only to mixing your metaphors. Another fave Swift past time.
I can feel my heart, it's beating in my chest.
Not too swift of her! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh me!
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone. Don't you think I was too young to be messed with? The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
Don't you hate when you go out with a known playa and he breaks your heart? Poor Taylor! She was only nineteen! NINETEEN! I have no sympathy for anyone who dates John Mayer at this point. He's like the... holy crap...TAYLOR SWIFT of dudes! Also I'd like to point out that after the words love and rain, Taylor Swift's most commonly used word is dress.
Just a small town boy and girl / Living in a crazy world.
Are we all just gonna ignore this blatant rip-off? They should've called this song 'Don't stop believing in love, even if it rains while you're wearing your favorite dress. (This isn't about my famous ex).' Much more catchy than the cliched 'I'm Only Me When I'm with You'.
All of the lyrics from Love Story
This song is clearly written by someone who has only superficial knowledge of literature. First of all she's glorifying a teen romance that ends in death. And B, she refers to herself as the Scarlet Letter? WTF? What does that even mean? Don't get me started on 'And the flashback starts' which sounds more like a direction for the future music video than a lyric.
And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like, We are never getting back together. Like, ever"
What does it say about this world where Taylor Swift is considered a songwriting prodigy? Like, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...like okay?
What do you think is the dumbest Taylor Swift lyric? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!