So is everyone still going through iCarly withdrawal?? I'm gonna miss the iCarly gang! And my dirty mind is gonna miss all the naughty and inappropriate innuendo this show constantly got away with. It's a show aimed at and about teens for chrissakes! But all the best kid entertainment has something for those with a more sophisticated palate. And by sophisticated I mean someone who can appreciate a good fapping reference. Here's 8 of my favorite inappropriate iCarly jokes!
iHatch Chicks
Joke In Question: Spencer regarding a chick he found in the shower: "I picked him up thinking he was a bar of soap. I stopped before...Nevermind."
Only Spencer can take an adorable tale about finding a baby chick and make it seem so, so wrong. I honestly have nightmares thinking of the horrors that baby chick almost suffered! Kind of gives new meaning to the term 'choking the chicken'.
iShock America
Joke In Question: A whole show basically about the world seeing a child's junk!?!
I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have been as acceptable if Carly's pant's had fallen down on National TV and she wasn't wearing any underwear. But it was Gibby. So yes, let the jokes about his danger zone and his flapjacks fly!
Freddie's Apartment Number
Joke In Question: Um...hello?
The only people in the world who don't know what this means are moms who accidentally text it thinking it's a big smile.
iBust A Thief
Joke In Question: Fifty Shades of Grey Reference
Two concepts I've never had together in my mind are 8 year old boys and S & M books popular with bored horny housewives. There's a reason for that Dan Schneider! It's disturbing enough to see Grannys reading it at the public library!
iLost My Mind
Joke In Question: When Spencer asks where the olive oil is, Carly replies, "In the bathroom, where you left it."
WE GET IT! Spencer is not only an idiot but he proudly wears his fapping on his sleeve. Oh hell no! Ewww. The more I write this blog the more everything is starting to sound dirty.
iDate Sam And Freddie
Joke In Question: Gibby yells "I loves Pini's!"
Oh Gibby! It's bad enough when you proclaim your love of ...eh hem...PINI'S. But the Pini's joke gets hammered even harder when Sam proclaims that she wants to be buried in...eh hem... Pini's lasagna. I don't even wanna venture onto the Urban Dictionary and see if that's really a 'thing'.
iStage An Intervention
Joke In Question: Uh...wangs?
This dirty little reference also shows up to garner some immature laughs on Victorious and Drake and Josh. Mmmm now I'm hungry for some bang bang noodles and some wang wings. I wonder what the BF stands for...I have a few inappropriate thoughts about it. You?
iBeat The Heat
Joke In Question: Seriously...they're not even trying to be subtle her!
I have to give mad props to Miranda Cosgrove and Nathan Kress. I would not have been able to make it through the filming of this scene without some serious peeing in my pants risk.Total pros!
Which one are you most shocked by? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
