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The 10 Worst Things In The 'It's Thanksgiving' Video

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Just when I was starting to wonder what had happened to Rebecca Black, I was reminded why I should be happy that her and her singing have been dormant the past few months. Her creator, evil scientist, Patrice Wilson, is back. And this time he's created an even bigger turd of a song being sung by a poor naive teen - THANKSGIVING. Her name is Nicole Westbrook and she's being called the new Rebecca Black, which seems like pretty much the meanest thing you can say to a young aspiring singer. I don't blame her, I mean she's just a girl whose parents are willing to blow money on buying her a recording contract. I blame this turkey:

 

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Here's the 10 worst things I saw in what is definitely the worst video of the year.

 

The turkey leg mic

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Because the best way to end a sincere prayer of thanks is to goofily grab a turkey leg and caterwaul into it. I mean,  I do this every year too, BUT I'M DRUNK.  I'm not proud of this fact, but it's the only way to enjoy time with my family.

 

When he creepily shows up for the first time

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He's like the college-aged dude always trolling high school parties, only way older and trolling junior high school parties. If Pedobear considers you a mentor, you might need to consider a life change.

 

The moment they made mashed potatoes unappealing

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It takes a lot to make mashed potatoes unappealing, but somehow they've managed it. I don't wanna agree with these dorks on anything! I'll just have to find another way to ingest 4 cups of cream and a pound of butter.

 

The cranberry sauce bitch face

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Okay so this dork brought canned cranberry sauce!?! Yes, the only thing good about canned cranberry sauce is the satisfying sound it makes when it finally slithers out of the can.We all agree it's repulsive.  But instead of being grateful, Nicole gets hateful.  

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LIVE WHAT YOU 'RAP', NICOLE!!

 

The dancing

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Okay, Girl in Pink from the Friday video, you've been replaced as the whitest dancer on the planet. By a black dude in a turkey costume.  

 

The holiday countdown 

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Does this guy have to have a countdown of days or months in every egg he lays?  What is he Elmo?Also 'April was Easter. And the Fourth of July'???   It's hard to stand out in a song made of completely crappy lyrics, but that one is for sure the dominant turd.

 

The 'rapping'

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I think that girl's face says it best, "Guuuuurl, don't even!"  Leave the lameass rapping to Patrice. Some things are best left to 'professionals'. 

 

The moment when Patrice ate like a pig

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I can't even. This is like cannibalism or something.

 

Ribs at Thanksgiving

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At first I thought that they had some ribs on the set, leftover from the Fourth of July scene and just decided to use them because, I mean what the hell? The more WTF the better...amirite? But the song actually has the lyric 'I got ribs smelling up my neighbor’s cribs'.  Okay Imma take a moment from being hateful and admit that I'll probably be saying that line A LOT this summer. BUT NOT AT THANKSGIVING!  No matter how happy Thanksgiving ribs make Nicole.

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The moment you realize there might be such a thing as 'the new Nicole Westbrook'

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It could happen people.

What do you think of the video? Tell me what you think @desijedeikin or in the comments below!

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