Commercials pretty much always suck. But these suck harder. Here's a look at the 10 worst commercials of 2012. Prepare to be pissed off.
Ragú-Long Day of Childhood
See your parents having sex. Carb load to kill the pain. Accurate maybe...but surely there are better ways to sell spaghetti sauce? Although I do wanna eat a huge plate of spaghetti right now even though I know it will never fill the hole in my heart, so maybe they're onto something.
Progressive Commercial - Flobot
Just when you thought Flo couldn't get more annoying she does. I feel guilty sometimes for wishing that Flo and the Geico geckos die in a firey car crash and their surviving family members get no insurance benefits. It's okay because they're not real, right?
Zooey Deschanel iPhone 4S/Siri commercial
I will never forgive Zooey for making some poor sap deliver tomato soup to her in the pouring rain because she's too busy dancing. That's not very adorkable of her.
Verizon Crying Commercial
Seeing something like this is the best birth control ever. No one wants to turn into this mom and no one wants that daughter. Also is it wrong to wanna grab them both by the hair and knock their heads together? Or maybe it's best if an anvil just falls on them. Clearly I get all of my problem-solving ideas from cartoons.
There You Are - CHANEL N°5
WHY? WHY!?!?! He knows there's no Academy Award given for pretentious commercials, right?
Prius Family commercial
This song is like the 'Call Me Maybe" of jingles. No matter how much you hate yourself for doing it, you just can't help but sing it constantly. Also it's just mean to say Prius for everyone. It's Prius for those who can afford expensive cars and wanna look like they care about the environment.
2012 Honda Pilot Commercial - Road Trip
This commercial makes me hate family. And are we really supposed to believe that all of these dorks know 'Crazy Train' like they know the back of their hand? Thanks for ruining 'Crazy Train' Honda. I hope all of your cars get recalled.
Cottonelle Care Routine: Settle This
Speaking of hating family, the day I discuss cleaning my butt with both of my parents please put me out of my misery in a humane way. Clearly my life has come to sh*t.
Yay! No annoying Geckos! FINALLY. Oh wait...an annoying piggy. Why do I have the sudden urge to eat a pulled pork sandwich topped with bacon? Oh yeah, my rotten childhood. And to make this pig squeal its final squeal.
Kay Jewelers-Open Heart
Am I the only one who finds this commercial creepy as hell? What are Open Heart necklaces the new candy? Behind every Open Heart is a story that is about to take a horrifically unexpected turn. It's kind of reminding me of that movie The Stepfather...only way more disturbing.
What was your least favorite commercial of the year? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!