You like nerdy clocks? Whether it's a pop culture reference, DIY project, or a wonderous creation of medern science, I've got that clock in my grand collection. They call me The Clockmaster. Well, I call me The Clockmaster. One day I will own every clock in the world and synchronize them all! No more will we be held down by the oppression of time zones. When a new episode of The Walking Dead airs, it will air everywhere at the exact same time! Never again will an episode be ruined by someone's carelessly posted spoiler on Facebook. Oh, what a wonderful world.
Will you join my fight to end global television spoilers? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!