Since there is apparently NOTHING else going on in the world at the moment, one of the day's biggest news stories is the fact that Miley Cyrus cut her hair. I know right? The media has been this excited about Miley since she wolfed down her fiance's birthday penis cake. Sweet girl, that Miley. It got me thinking, I kid you not it really did, about former Disney stars. Specifically, which former Disney darlings have changed the most. Here's a look at 8 of them.
Miley Cyrus
Miley would make the cut for any list of former child stars who have most changed from their innocent child star heydays. She likes to smoke ahem, salvia, dresses all kinds of redneck skank and as previously mentioned, likes to take provocative pics of penis cake in her mouth. She's come a long way from the child star who famously posed all incesty-like with her pops. Oh wait...nevermind. Well, she looked really innocent anyway.
Fergie
Fergie was one of the stars of early Disney Channel hit, Kids Incorporated, a show about a kid rock band named you guessed it, Kids Incorporated. Yep, it was as lame as it sounds. Now she's the star singer of an even lamer band, The Black Eyed Peas. At least her hair has definitely improved. But I'm guessing she still wets her bed. No reason.
Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa guest-starred on a bunch of Disney Channel shows, but it was her turn as Gabriella Marquez in High School Musical that made her a star. As an adult, Vanessa joined the 'exclusive' club of female celebrities that 'accidentally' had nude cell phone pics leaked. I'm sure she was 'devastated' by all the publicity it brought her. I think I've made my sarcastic quotation marks point.
Britney Spears
Oh Britney! Now she can sing the lyrics 'I'm not that innocent!' and really mean it. Let this be a warning to you ladies...this is what happens when you hook-up with Kevin Federline. Hey, apparently, there are still women out there still dumb enough to go there!! And he has the illegitimate kids to prove it.
Demi Lovato
Holy friggin' nerd! Actually I love when little girls look like awkward little girls. I don't like little girls who dress sexier than me, which admittedly isn't that hard to do. BUT STILL! Demi has been through some hard times lately and I'm really pulling for her to make it. She is currently a judge on the second season of the X Factor...with Britney Spears. STAY AWAY, DEMI!!
Christina Aguilera
I ain't gonna lie, I much prefer NASTY Xtina to Britney wannabe Christina. Wear your skank on your sleeve, girl! Or on your see-through lace body suit. Whatevs!
Ashley Tisdale
It must be hard to always play second fiddle to pretty girl Vanessa Hudgens. It must be even harder to get a nose job to change that and then realize that you still have to play second fiddle to pretty girls like Vanessa Hudgens. Lesson: BE YOURSELF!! You were 'cute and funny girl', ain't nothing wrong with that!! My mommy told me so.
Lindsay Lohan
I think the picture says it all, AMIRITE? And all the endless tabloid stories, rehab and jail visits, the fact that she's a perennial celebrity death pool favorite etc...that says a lot too. Sometimes I dream that she Freaky Friday-ed with some skank and one day we'll get our old Mean Girls era Lindsay back. Heck at this point I'd settle for Herbie: Fully Loaded era Lindsay! Anything's better than Lindsay: Just Fully Loaded.
Who do you think has changed the most? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!
