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8 Most Inappropriate Kidz Bop Covers


Kidz Bop is all about taking popular songs and making them more kid friendly by having a chorus of children sing them. A lot of times, they end up covering some wildly inappropriate songs. Here are the Most Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs.


Kidz Bop Sings Rihanna

When has anything involing Rihanna ever been appropriate for children? I don't think it's even appropriate for me and I'm technically an adult!


Float On - Modest Mouse

This song is obviously about getting high and causing trouble. The first verse talks about driving in to a cop car. The second verse is about getting ripped off by a fake Jamaican. Kids shouldn't be learning about this stuff from songs. They should be learning about this stuff from their dead beat Uncle like I did.


Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

I'm eleven, and this is crazy, but you're like 50, so call me maybe?


Come On Over – Christina Aguilera

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This is a booty call song. Straight up. She's not asking you to come over and hang out with her grandma while you watch Walker: Texas Ranger reruns. When she came on the music scene, X-Tina was supposed to be the skeezier Britney Spears. The only person that was able to out skeez her was Britney Spears.


Single Ladies – Beyonce

What little kid should be worried about not having a ring on it? This song would only be appropriate for kids if we had a time machine to transport it back to when the Dark Ages when it was totally cool and not at all creepy for little kids to get married.


In The End - Linkin Park

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Linkin Park is a gateway drug to other terrible music. First this, then P.O.D., then before you know it, your kid is a full fledged Juggalo.


Born This Way – Lady Gaga

This song isn't inappropriate because it teaches kids to accept homosexuals. I'm fine with that. This song is inappropriate because it teaches kids that it's totally cool to rip off other people's work and then try to act like the original creator is a nutjob. This is so close to Madonna's Express Yourself that it makes me suspicious that they might be the same person. Plastic surgery has gotten really good these days.


Kiss Me - Sixpence None The Richer

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I don't know about you, but I don't think an 8 year old should be begging anyone to kiss them.

What are some inappropriate songs that you want to hear covered by Kidz Bop? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!


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