Batman, show us on the doll where the merchandiser stole your shame. Here are a few inappropriate merchandise items that figuratively broke the Bat’s back (don’t worry, one punch and he’ll be right as rain)!
Make sure you point this in someone’s face, that’s how they know you really like them.
Batman is anti-gun. End of story.
I always wondered if Alfred made some money on the side.
For hotboxing the batwing.
It says Dick because that’s his name…but it also says dick. Let’s all rejoice!
This isn’t inappropriate so much as sad. At least mine comes with a working utility belt where I keep my Combos.
It’s a little too inappropriate for Smosh. Let’s just say, it exists and “rises” to the occasion. Wink ,wink. Nudge, nudge. Nod, nod. Say no more.
A Very Happy Happy Meal Toy
There’s nothing like a kung fu grip, amirite batmaniacs?
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