There are many great Disney Channel cartoon characters. Phineas. Ferb. Kim Possible. Spinelli. This is not a list of those characters. This is a list of the ones that bug the hell out of you. Even if they're supposed to be annoying...do they have to be SO annoying? Here's 8 of the worst!
Cousin Larry- Kim Possible
Larry is the stereotypical know-it-all, socially awkward, obsessive nerd. What's wrong with that you might be asking? If you're asking that question, you may be a Larry and are probably boring all your friends to death when you start bemoaning the cancelation of Firefly for the umpteenth time. Also this character cliche is just getting tired for me. We get it! His girlfriend is probably an Applejack fleshlight!
Suga Mama- The Proud Family
Speaking of overdone character cliches... is there anything more overdone than the overbearing and crude old lady? It was maybe funny the first time a kabillion years ago. I understand. Old people can be hip and inappropriate! But forgive me if I don't die laughing at the sight of Betty White rapping Pu**y Money Weed. Okay, that might be kind of funny.
Candace Flynn- Phineas and Ferb
Older sister from hell. Am I the only one tired of her constant tattle-telling? Plus the Valley girl accent needs to be retired for good. I live near the Valley. No one talks that way anymore. Note to Ashley Tisdale: Between this character and Sharpay you have really made a niche for yourself when it comes to playing grating characters. Please stop. You seem like a nice girl and I'm rooting for you because you always get compared to Vanessa Hudgens and that's not fair.
All of the Characters- Fish Hooks
Spongebob is barely tolerable for me in a lot of ways. But I love him, because the writing is so strong and the show is funny as hell. So a Spongebob rip-off is just annoying. Especially one as pointless as this. If I had to pick my least fave BFF I'd go with Bea. She's like an animated Rachel Berry. Doesn't get more annoying than that.
Squeak- Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Squeak was designed by Jumba Jookiba to annoy people with his non-stop talking. So I guess this experiment was a success? He is cute. Until he opens his mouth. Kind of like Snooki. Except she's not that cute I guess, so that comparison doesn't really work.
Pacifica Northwest- Gravity Falls
This character is so punch-worthy I'm kind of surprised she isn't voiced by Ashley Tisdale. Maybe she's taking my advice about avoiding annoying characters? Which would be weird because I just gave it to her three entries ago.
Bonkers D. Bobcat- Bonkers
With a name like Bonkers , how could he not be irritating? I would love nothing more than to see an anvil come crashing down on his head. Bring him back just to make that happen. Thank you, cartoon Gods!
Muriel Finster- Recess
She's the hardass playground teacher we all used to hate. Watching her just gives me hives thinking about those days. Like the time I forgot my homework in my locker and the yard lady wouldn't let me back in to get it forcing me to call her an EFFING B. That didn't go over well. She actually pulled me by my ear to the principal's office. I admit I was wrong for calling her that, but she was wrong for acting like an effing b, amirite?
What character do you find the most annoying? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!