Tumblr’s basically a meme...but huge! I’m talkin’ big...REALLY big! Think about all the time you waste putzing around on the internet, looking at crap like memes and Tumblr, and get sad! REALLY sad! Then look at these crazy Tumblrs and get happy! These Tumblrs are crazy! REALLY crazy!
What if Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire?
Ask yourself: What if Adele was Mrs. Doubtfire? What kind of crazy hijinks would she get into? How many prosthetics would she need to get the job done? This Tumblr answers all these questions, and MORE, via the wonders of Photoshop.
Photographs of solo Cheetos – alone, again, naturally. As if merely eating Frito Lay products wasn’t depressing enough.
On the Bro'd
Ever wonder what Jack Kerouac's 1957 Beatnik opus "On the Road" would look like if it were written in the language of bros? Well, wonder no more. I’m pretty sure Kristen Stewart thought this was the script for the film version when she signed on for the role as Mary Lou.
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
Artfully Photoshopped images of 80’s heartthrob Tom Selleck surrounded by, you guessed it, waterfalls and sandwiches. It hasn't been updated in two years, and the last three posts are about the moneymaking opportunities available at a site called www.SurveyBadger.com – this, however, only adds to the site's absurdity.
Ooh...pretty colors! Like #ea00ab. And my personal favorite, #99ffbd. You like pretty colors, right? Or are you a commie?
Furry felines surrounded by cold, hard cash. Now that’s two great tastes that taste great together. Like texting and driving! (DISCLAIMER: Don’t text and drive. It tastes too good.)
Large Print Books
As its name would imply, Large Print Books is a terribly amusing spam Tumblr about large print books – specifically, "Why to prefer buying books in Large Print format." Posts include scintillating facts like, "No doubt going in for and buying books online is a fun along with a challenging experience as well. With going for and buying books online you can search not with in hundreds but with in thousands of books with different titles altogether."
Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson
Ooh! Kitty cats that look like everyone's favorite governmental curmudgeon, Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson. These cats don’t vote...just like Ron! Idn’t [sic] that just perfectly ADORABLE?!?
Muppets With People Eyes
The sights at Muppets With People Eyes, once seen, cannot be unseen. They are deeply unsettling. If you go here and end up ruining your childhood, I cannot be held liable. Translation? DON’T SUE ME. (I don’t have any money to give you anyway – all my cash is tied up in Chili’s gift cards.)
According to this Tumblr’s owners, Celebrity Close-Up allows you to “Get close to celebrities! Really close. So close that you will beg to be taken far, far away to a place where you'll never have to see that celebrity ever again.” A visit here will take you deep, deep into the pores of Manic Pixie Dream Girl Zooey Deschanel. Turns out the broad basically wears a Sephora’s worth of makeup. Idn’t [sic] that QUIRKY?!?
Sure, your vacation photos are cool and all, but they’d be way cooler with komodo dragons in ‘em. It’s a fact – pictures are always better with random critters Photoshopped in. This Tumblr just validates that simple truth.
Does the fact that Tumblr is spelled T-U-M-B-L-R upset you as much as it does me? Let me know in the comments!