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New Year's Resolutions Of Cartoon Characters


The New Year is a time for personal rebirth. It's really important to take a look at your life and evaluate how you can make the next year even better. It's not just people that make these resolutions. I polled some of our favorite cartoon characters to see what their New Year's Resolutions are. Let's hope they don't stick to them because it might make some of these cartoons kind of lame. Here are New Year's Resolutions by cartoon characters.


Spongebob Squarepants

spongebob triangle


In 2012, I'm going to get spongeic surgery to finally fit in to those triangle pants that I've been eyeing at Forever 21.



hobo ash


I've got to get a real job. No more wandering around like a hobo looking for Pokemon. I'm going to be a dentist just like my mom always wanted.



donatello motorcycle toy


I'm tired of everyone always thinking I'm the "nerd" turtle. I'm going to get covered in tattoos and start dating some trampy sewer mutants with 5 boobs. That'll show them all how cool I am.



fat shaggy and scooby


I have to stop eating Scooby snacks. It doesn't matter how hard I have the munchies. Scooby snacks are dog food. I must only eat people food.



streex shrugging


It's so hard to feel so different. I've been thinking for years that I should go see a therapist to help me deal with the trauma of being turned in to a giant shark. Depression isn't very jawesome.



new years bender meme


New Year's Resolutions are for suckers. I'm already perfect. Why would I want to change anything? I guess my resolution is to keep being awesome.



epic finn face


I will go on the greatest adventure of all time. It'll be an adventure so epic that all of the other adventures I've gone on put together don't reach the level of epicness of this new adventure. Then when we're done, we'll go get ice cream.



angel goku


This year I'm only going to die 4 or 5 times. 10 times at the most.



sad flapjack


I'm going to finally get adopted by a nice family who will give me all of the candy I could ever want. It kind of sucks living in a whale with a smelly old hobo.


Pinkie Pie

evil pinkie pie


This year I will raise an army, take control of Ponyville, and rule with an iron fist! All who oppose me will feel my wrath!


What is your New Year's Resolution? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!


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