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People Get Tear Gassed Protesting Kim Kardashian??


I have been advocating tear gassing Kim Kardashian for the longest time. Or at the very least accusing her of a crime she didn't commit and capturing her and confining her to a CIA secret prison for an indefinite amount of time. Or failing that, at the very least feeding her donuts while she's asleepso she keeps putting on weight and she doesn't know where it's coming from.

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Kim Kardashian: Somebody Stop Her.

Actual news organization CNN is reporting that a local Bahrain newspaper is reporting that Kim Kardashian visited Bahrain to promote a chain of Milkshake stores named "Millions of Milkshakes" opening up in the area. What in god's name Kim Kardashian has to do with Milkshakes is beyond me. Oh wait...

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Picture above: Kim Kardashian, bringing all the boys to the yard.

The visit brought out quite a few Kim fans. Who are fans of her, I guess, because she... is rich? Seems kind of shallow? Let's Kanye West touch her? I don't know. I really don't understand what exactly she does that creates fans. She doesn't seem to actually do anything. Or maybe these people were just really excited about milkshakes. Milkshakes, unlike Kim Kardashian, have a use.

Regardless, the visit also brought out protesters. About 100 people showed up to protest Kim, at which point, according to the Bahrainian paper, they wer hit with tear gas grenades by police.

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A typical Kim Kardashian appearance.

The protesters who showed up were Shi'ites. Shi'ites are a majority in Bahrain but their government is Sunni, and there is a deep divide between the two groups. Shi'ites feel that they are treated as second class citizens despite their majority status in the country, kind of like the way women are treated as second class citizens, basically in the entire world, despite that there are more of them than us. What does Kim Kardashian have to do with that? And why did it inflame Shi'ite muslims for her to visit Bahrain? My guess is that like any thinking citizen, they were just mad that Kim Kardashian exists at all.

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One day she will destroy us all.

When Kim Kardashian comes for you in the night what will you do? Let us know in the comments below!


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