Snowflakes are unique. They're often held up as an example of uniqueness, of a one of a kind quality that's almost impossible to describe. Our dumb opinions? They are not snow flakes. They are common, often repeated, and sometime stolen. And nowhere is that more evident than with comments on things like youtube videos and online news stories. And some of those comments are fucking stupid. So, here now are the 7 Worst Comments People Always Post:
Thumbs Up If You Were Brought Here By _______
Nobody cares who brought you here. We don't even care what your opinion on the subject is, so we certainly don't care what brought you here to express your worthless opinion.
Who Cares About This Anyway?
Oh yeah, you don't care about a news story? Well that's great, and I'm super impressed by how much time you spend complaining about things you don't care about. But how about this: Maybe you just stick to contributing to conversations you DO care about?
If You Like This, Click On My Profile To Hear ________
This is really irritating, because it shows that people have no perspective. If something is beloved by tons of people, and you don't like it, it doesn't suck. It's just NOT FOR YOU. Posting "This sucks" just displays your ridgedness in the face of evidence that flies contrary to your own beliefs and experiences.
Whoa. Sometimes porn spam is... upsetting. I mean, for God's sake, you're not even encouraging anyone to click the link to your site. You're just encouraging us to go buy a really good soap and scrub, and scrub, and scrub.
I Just Came Here To Watch The Video
Ah, the sad rebuke of the loser. Frustrated by people just talking about who brought them to a video's page, these people feel the need to say "Hey, I'm no conformist!" Of course, they do this in the most typical way possible, thus demonstrating their conformistness for all to see.
Help Me, I’ve Been Kidnapped
Who cares, you're jamming up the comment feed!
What unoriginal thought do you have to contribute? Let us know in the comments!