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What Video Game Characters are Thankful For!

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When you're sitting down with your family today, obviously you're going to say you're thankful for video games. But what are video games thankful for? Let's find out!

 

Princess Daisy

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Daisy is thankful for Mario, scoopin' up all the desirable ladies like Peach and Rosalina so she finally has a chance with some of the other men in the Mushroom Kingdom. "Yo Lakiutu," Daisy is sure to slur over the post-turkey wine, "whatchu up to tonight?"

 

Niko Bellic

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Niko Bellic is thankful for AMERICA! Whre he can kill MANY people! Which is the AMEEEEEEEERICAN dream!

 

Commander Shepard

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Commander Shepard is thankful for guns and alien babes and leveling up and spaceships and that car he drives around sometimes and he was GOING to say not the Geth but aww, Thanksgiving isn't a time for bad feelings! Also the Geth!

 

Cortana

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Of course Cortana, the artificial intelligence companion from the Halo series, is thankful fate put her together with Master Chief, the most efficent klilling machine in the whole UNSC. If she had ended up with literally any other soldier Cortana wouldn't be able to say quirky lines like "before this is all over, promise me you'll figure out which one of us is the machine"because she would clearly be the machine.

 

Ezio

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The star of Assassin's Creed 2 is thankful he didn't star in Assassin's Creed 3 because that game kind of sucks. It's like 95 percent tutorial and it is exhausting. Honest to God I am like six hours into Assassins Creed 3 and I'm just learning what the triangle button does.

 

Ico

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Ico is thankful she has this bull-helmet guy here to rescue her. Or is Ico the guy? I don't know, I don't play this art game crap. CALL OF DUTY RULES.

 

Mr. Game and Watch

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Mr. Game and Watch is thankful for the opportunity Super Smash Bros. gave him to be in a game again. Were it not for Smash Bros., Mr. Game and Watch would have been forgotten by history along with Blaster Master and that old racist guy from Gyromite.

 

Ganondorf

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GANONDORF IS THANKFUL FOR POWER, EVIL, HIS NEW iPHONE, AND DESTRUCTION.

 

Kratos

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Kratos is thankful for not only all the limbs he's ripped off the torsos of the innocent, but also all the limbs he has yet to rip off the torsos of the innocent.

 

PaRappa the Rapper

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Y'all know Parappa's thankful for his muf*ckin GLOCK.

 

Which video game are you most thankful for? Let me know on Twitter at @mikeyfromsu or in the comments below!

 

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