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Boba Fett Saves Old People From A Car Crash

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Old people exist for two reasons: to be scary looking while they're asleep in a recliner, and to smell weird in the line at grocery stores. The actor, Daniel Logan, who plays Boba Fett in the new Star Wars movies new society needs those things, so when he saw some elderly trapped in a car wreck he did something about it.


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"Hold still old people, I'm going to shoot at you until you're saved." "I...ahhh... I don't know if that's going to work Mr. Fett."
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The filthy bottom feeders at TMZ reported that Boba Fett was driving around in Orange County when he saw a totaled SUV on the side of the road with two elderly people and their grand kid trapped inside.


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A dramatic recreation of the accident.
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Being the good Samaritan that Boba Fett is, he got out of his car, ran over, and began pulling wreckage off the van with his bare hands to get to the couple. Presumably because he recognized them as interstellar royalty and knew that if he kidnapped them they would fetch a handsome fee on the Tatooine black market.


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Boba Fett never saves anyone without a reason.
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After Daniel had cleared most of the wreckage the paramedics came and got the people out of the car. Daniel Logan is certainly a good dude for having helped save these people. Let's just hope that Jango Fett doesn't hear about his good deed, think that his son has gone soft, and decide that the only thing he can do is hunt his own son.


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Boba and Jango, in better times.
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