It was just announced that Clive Barker will be writing and directing a new movie called Zombies vs. Gladiators. There have been tons of versus movies in the past and there will be tons more in the future. I wish they would ask us who we want to see fight each other. Here are the Versus Movies That We Want To Make:
Pokemon vs. Digimon
We've been wanting to see this show down forever. Pocket Monsters fighting Digital Monsters. It's undeniable that Digimon is a rip-off of Pokemon, but who has the more powerful monsters? Pokemon, duh!
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash from Evil Dead
There is already a six issue comic book series by the same name. It's just waiting to be made. No one has ever been able to finish off Freddy or Jason for good. They always seem to somehow come back for another sequel. With a chainsaw hand a lot of attitude, I think Ash is the man to do it.
Emo Kids vs. Dinosaurs
This wouldn't exactly be a fair fight, but it would still be fun to watch. I just hope that the dinosaurs don't get sick from eating all of the eyeliner and piercings.
Werewolves vs. Beefeaters
Zombies vs. Gladiators? How about Werewolves vs. Beefeaters? Beefeaters are the funny looking guards at the Tower Of London. Werewolves are part of the lexicon of English folklore. There have already been hit movies and songs about werewolves in London.
Aliens vs. Predators vs. Terminators
Adding in Terminators is the next logical step in this franchise. This is already a comic book series, but I want to take it in a different direction from the comic book. Terminators can time travel so this can be placed anywhere in history. Let's take it to to Revolutionary War. I would love to see Ben Franklin and George Washington taking all three of these enemies down.
Zombies vs. Zombies
Zombies have fought everything imaginable. I've even seen a zombie fight a shark before. I want to see two warring groups of zombies taking each other down. It would be one of the goriest films ever made. That's all we really want out of zombie entertainment.
Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who vs. Doctor Who
Do you hear that? It's the sound of nerds popping boners all over the world at the mere mention of a movie like this. Let's bring back every Doctor for the ultimate Who showdown! Yes, I know some of them are dead, but they can be recast.
Avengers vs. X-Men
With the success of the last Avengers and X-Men movies, it's only a matter of time before these two great franchises are crossed over. There is already a comic series by the same name. I would be surprised if this movie didn't get made within the next ten years.
Kramer vs. Mechagodzilla
The original Kramer vs. Kramer was an emotional drama about a divorce. In the sequel, Dustin Hoffman gets remarried to Mechagodzilla. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out and he has to go through another divorce. Who will get custody of all of their Mechababies? The original won 5 Oscars. I expect this one to sweep and win in every category.
Who do you want to see fight each other in a movie? Let me know @zachlunch or tell us in the comments!
